NOW STARRING YOUTUBE SENSATION . . .

Is Youtube the new American Idol or Reality TV Show?

So I know y'all love some good ol' fashioned Youtube cruising for the next fierce belter, riffer, mix belter, pure mixer, manufactured mixer, pure belter, and people who are just flat out FIERCE!
Well, is this the new way to be discovered? Is an audition going to be like . . . ?

Things Required for this Audition with Application:
Headshot
Resume
Youtube Homepage Link
Dance Belt

Youtube is becoming a great way to be discovered by new composers and it helps you make connections. We are no longer in the day and age where you hope that everyone makes it to your performance, NO, you are hoping that someone is recording this performance to then be on the TUBE in less than an hour.

"OMG Did you see that video . . she was selling it!"
"Wait . . . let me show you something crazy"
"You haven't seen it??? Get your computer and prepare for your life to change forever"

Youtube can be a barrel of laughs too, when people are just not good or sane.

YOUTUBE CAN ALSO RUIN A CAREER BEFORE IT HAS EVEN BEGUN.



One bad posting on the TUBE and if enough people see it can end a career that lets face it was never going to take off anyways.

RULES FOR YOUTUBE

1) Belt
2) Mix
3) Be Fierce
4) Be willing for the world to watch you sing "Gimmie Gimmie" in your legit mix belt and be prepared for the comments to be like

madaboutbway - You don't sound anything like Sutton. You SUCK!
MissAmerICAN- you were cute but I don't think that this is the song for you
mwjr16 - that was bad, just don't sing that song ever again, who told you you could sing? Not ME

Then there is always some teacher:

MrsJohnsonELHS - You have a lot of talent but you just haven't found it yet. Try working on your breathing and your support . . . . . . . . . . BLAH BLAH BLAH . . . . . Keep it up!

WHATEVER!!!

Listen Nomi, I don't want to hear your rehearsal, I want FULL OUT, NO MARKING!!! I want straight toned "E - G#" Full Voice. I want splatty, fatty belts, I want crazy riffs, I want BROADWAY!!!! What that used to mean.

Moral:

Youtube is for Fierce People and the undiagnosed insane!


These are some vids of what I like to hear on the TUBE, drunk on a Saturday night: