Showgirls the Musical?
Some might say, "Hey, it's your Career . . ."
But I say, "You got something wrong with your Nipples?"
I know that I have said that I want Broadway to clean up its act, BUT we all know that it is a Britney Lohanhouse world out there and Broadway has a little case of "exhaustion" and can't seem to clean up it's act. So while we are stuck with these made for TV movies thrown on stage we might as well just go full out camp and Bring NOMI to BROADWAY!!!
I have dreams about Nomi Malone singing a dramatic ballad after she throws the fries down called "Different Places," I want to see the Susan Stroman striptease Choreography, I want to hear the belt fest between Nomi and Cristal Connors when they dance called, " Darlin' (You Are A Whore)" I need it, I want it, I want to kick ball-change (small talk) along with the original cast album.
Cant you just see it . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
This Xanadu/ A Chorus Line/ Carrie/ Debbie Does Dallas Musical could be a hit. I mean the timeless story of Nomi and her raise to Stardom, no matter what it takes.
Lyric gems, Sondheim would never write, such as:
Cristal: I like nice tits, I always have, how about you?
Nomi:I like having nice tits.
You know that they would perform, "It's A VER-SAY-CE" at the Tonys.
There's always someone younger and hungrier coming down the stairs after you. genius.
Do it in the pool Broadway, Bring me some brown rice and veggies and wax the staircase, I want this GEM-TO-BE on the Bway!!!
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